Wht I ask for…

December 13th, 2006 by ddianasim

Sometimes struggles are exactly wht we need in our lives.  If God allowed us to go through our lives without obstacles, it would cripple us.
We would not be as strong as wht we could hav been.  We could never fly!

I ask for Strength…
and God gave me difficulties to make me strong.

I ask for Wisdom…
and God gave me problems to solve.

I ask for Prosperity…
and God gave me brain & brawn to work.

I ask for Courage…
and God gave me danger to overcome.

I ask for Love…
and God gave me troubled pple to help.

I ask for Favors…
and God gave me opportunities.

I received nth I wanted…
I received e’vything I needed!!!

Trust in God Alwaz!!!

Real Touching Life Story

October 19th, 2006 by ddianasim

A young man was getting ready to graduate uni.  For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer’s showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him tht was all he wanted.

As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs tht his father had purchased the car.  Finally, on the morning of his graduation, his father called him into his private study.  His father told him how proud he was to hav such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him.  He handed his son a beautiful wrapped gift box. 

Curious, but somewht disappointed the young man opened the box and found a lovely leather-bound Bible.  Angrily he raised his voice at his father and said, "With all ur Money u gif me a Bible?" and stormed out of the house, leaving the holy book.

Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business.  He had a beautiful home and wonderful family, but realized his father was very old, and thought perhaps he should go to him.  He had not seen him since tht graduation day.  Before he could make arrangements, he received a call telling him his father had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to his son.  He needed to come home immediately and take care things.

He began to search his father’s important papers and saw the still new Bible, jus as he had left it years ago.  With tears, he opened the Bible and began to turn the pages.  As he read those words, a car key dropped fr. an envelope taped behind the Bible. 

It had a tag with the dealer’s name, the same dealer who had the sports car he desired.  On the tag was the date of his graduation, and the words… PAID IN FULL.

How many times do we miss God’s blessings bcos they r not packaged as we expected?

Friendship

October 7th, 2006 by ddianasim

Most pple walk in and out of u life.  But only true frens leave footprints in ur heart.  Everyone is special in ur life, even the pple who make u mad sometimes.  Whether we realize it or not, everyone we know is very special to us.

Whn we look back in our younger years, we will remember the years, we will remember the pple who went to sch. with us, the pple who made us laugh, the pple who hung out with us whn nobody else would, and the pple who made our lives much better simply by being a part of it.

There maybe somebody who is thinking about u right now and wishing tht u were around.  Tht’s the wonderful thing about friendship u always feel loved and cared about.

The most important thing to remember is… Alwaz appreciate the frens tht u hav.  A fight may come and go very easily, but a friendship could last forever.  For every second spent in anger, a minute of happiness is wasted.

Guys r Hard to Please!

October 3rd, 2006 by ddianasim

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u’re IN LOVE with him,

If u Don’t, he says u’re PROUD.

If u DRESS nicely, he says u’re trying to LURE him,

If u Don’t, he says u’re TRAMP.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u’re STUBBORN,

If u keep QUIET, he says u hav no BRAINS.

If u’re SMARTER than him, he’ll LOSE face.

If he’s Smarter than u, he’s GREAT!

If u Don’t LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u,

If u LOVE him, he’ll try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)

If u Don’t make love with him, he says u don’t love him.

If u do!! He says u’re CHEAP!

If u tell him ur PROBLEM, he says u’re TROUBLESOME!

If u don’t, he says u don’t TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u’re like a NANNY to him!

If he SCOLDS u, it is becos he CARES for u.

If u BREAK ur PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED!

If he BREAKS his, he’s FORCED to do so!

If u SMOKE, u’re BAD girl,

If he SMOKES, he’s a GENTLEMAN!

If u do WELL in ur exams, he says it’s LUCK,

If he does well, it’s BRAINS!

If u HURT him, u’re CRUEL,

If he HURTS u, u’re too SENSITIVE & soooo HARD to Please!

Geography of Men & Women

September 26th, 2006 by ddianasim

The Geography of a Woman

Between the ages of 15-18, a woman is like China or Iran.  Developing at a sizzling rate wif alot of  potential, but as yet still not free or open.

Between the ages 18-21, a woman is like Africa or Australia.  She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful, with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages 21-30, a woman is like America or Japan.  Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade.  Especially with countries with cash and cars.

Between the ages 30-35, a woman is like India or Spain.  Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages 35-40, a woman is like Argentina or France.  She may hav been half destroyed during the war, but still can be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages 40-50, a woman is like Yogoslavia or Iraq.   She lost the war and  is haunted by past mistakes.   Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages 50-60, a woman is like Canada or Russia.  Very wide, quiet and borders are practically unpatrolled, but the frigid climate keeps pple away.

Between the ages 60-70, a woman is like England or Mongolia.  With a glorious and all conquering the past, but, alas, no future.

After 70, a woman is like Albania or Arfghanistan.  Everyone know whr it is, but no one wans to go thr. 

The Geography of a Man

Between the ages of 15-70, a man is like a Germany.  A strange landscape, but filled with beer and thoughts of dodgy porno movies.

Or:  between 15-70, a man is like Iraq.  Ruled by a dick

All U wan to Noe ’bout Man

September 22nd, 2006 by ddianasim

Wht is the similarity between a shrimp and a man?
U can enjoy all but the head.

Wht is the similarity between a dolphin and a man?
They r both said to be intelligent, but no one can prove this.

Wht is the similarity between a microwave oven and a man?
They both get hot in 15 seconds.

Why can’t a man be both good-looking and intelligent?
B’cos tht would make him a woman.

Why is a man’s brain the size of a peanut?
B’cos it is swollen.

Why r batteries better than men?
Batteries hav at least one positive end.

Why does it take one million sperm to fertilise one egg?
B’cos sperm r male & they refuse to ask directions.

Why are men like a letter Q?
B’cos it is a big fat zero wif a small protrution.

Why do fewer women get married these days?
B’cos they would rather hv bacon in the fridge, than a pig in the living room.

Wht is the similarity between a video recorder & a man?
They go forwards, backwards, forwards, backwards, stop and eject!

Why is the male intelligence worth more than the female?
It is rarer.

Why do men prefer to marry virgins?
They cannot handle the criticism.

Wht do u call an attractive, intelligence and sensitive man?
A rumour

Why dont’ men go through menopause?
They nvr left puberty.

If Only Men would Listen

September 20th, 2006 by ddianasim

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
Woman yells out her window, "PIG!!"
Immediately the man yells backs out his window, "BITCH!!"
The man laughs bcos he is happy to hav reacted so quickly to the shouting woman, & takes the turn in the road with high speed.
Man rounds next curve
Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.

The Moral:  Men never understand wht women say.  :D

Life is a Theatre — Invite ur Audience Carefully!

September 12th, 2006 by ddianasim

Not everyone is healty enuf to hav front row seat in our lives.  Thr r some pple in ur life need need to be love fr. a Distance.  It’s amazing wht u can accomplish whn u let go of, or at least minimize ur time wif, draining, negatif, incompatible, not going anywhr relationships or frenships. 

Observe ur relationships around u.  Pay attention.  Which ones lift and which ones lean?  Which ones encourage & which ones discourage?  Which ones are on a path of growth up-hill & which ones are going down-hill?  Whn u leave certain pple do u feel better or worse?  Which ones alwaz hav drama or don really understand, know or appreciate u???

The more u seek Quality, Respect, Growth, Peace of Mind, Love & Truth around u…  the easier it will become for u to decide who gets to sit in the front row and who should be moved to the balcony of ur Life.  ""If u cannot change the pple around u,  change the pple u’re around""

Remember tht the pple we hang wif will hav an impact on both our lives, and our income.  AND so, we must be careful we choose the pple we hang out wif, as well as information wif which we feed our minds.  We should not share our dreams together wif negatif pple, Nor feed our dreams wif negatif thoughts. 

It’s ur choice in ur life… It’s up to u who and wht u let in it…..

I’ve learned tht… (Part II)

August 29th, 2006 by ddianasim

I’ve learned tht our background & circumstances may hav influnce who we r, but we’re responsible for who we become.

I’ve learned tht jz bcos 2 pple argue, it doesnt mean tht they don love each other & jus bcos they don argue, it doesnt mean they do love each other.

I’ve learned tht it shouldnt be so eager to find out the secret.  It could change ur life 4ever.

I’ve learned tht 2 pple can look at the same thing & see sth totally different.

I’ve learned tht
ur life can be changed in a matter of hours by pple who even don even know u.

I’ve learned tht
even whn u think u hav no more to give, whn a fren cries out to u, u will find the strength to help.

I’ve learned tht credentials on the wall do not make u a decent human being.

I’ve learned tht the pple u care about most in life r sometimes taken fr. u soon.

I’ve learned tht u cannot make some1 love u.  All can u do is be someone who can be loved.  The rest is up to them.

I’ve learned tht no matter how much I care, some pple juz don care back !

I’ve learned tht it takes years to build up trusts, & only seconds to destroy it.

Allow ur own Inner Light to Guide U

August 25th, 2006 by ddianasim
  • Thr comes a time whn we must stand alone.
  • We must feel confident enuf within ourself to follow our own dreams.
  • We must be willing to make sacrifices.
  • We must be capable changing & rearranging our priorities so tht our final goal can be achieved.
  • Sometimes, familirites & comfort need to be challenged.
  • Thr r  times tht we must take a few xtra chances & create our own realities.
  • B strong enuf to at least try to make our life better.
  • B confident enuf tht we wont settle for a compromise juz to get by.
  • Appreciate ourself by allowing ourselves the opportunities to grow, develop, & find our true sense of purpose in this life.
  • Don stand in some1 else’s shadow whn it’s ur sunlight tht should lead the way.
  • Work hard at wht we like to do and try to overcome all obstacles.
  • Laugh at our mistakes & praise ourself for learning fr. thm.
  • Pick some flowers & appreciate the beauty of nature  :)
  • Say "hello" to strangers & enjoy the pple we know.
  • Dont be afraid to show our emotions laughing & crying make us feel better.
  • Love our friends & family wif our entire being they r the most important part in our life.
  • Feel the calmness on a quiet sunny day.
  • Find a rainbow & live our world of dreams alwaz remember life is better than it seems.Image250